Nick Fury:We have this unstable thing called the Baccarat or whatever and you can tell it has unlimited energy because it GLOWS
Loki:Hey guys I'm back did you miss me
Hawkeye:I did a little
Loki:K let's see what this spear or whatever does
Spear or whatever:BAZAM MOTHERFUCKERS
Loki:Right I'll be taking your Baccarat your scientist guy and your sexiest agent
Nick Fury:Hey so we need to do that Avenger thing now
Agent Coulson:That might take a really long time
Nick Fury:Whatever do it in montage
Bruce Banner:I'm the cuddliest version of the Hulk
Capt. Amuricur:Check out my sweet ass
Black Widow:Check out my boobs they're the only one's you'll see in this movie
Iron Man:When I made that suit I had no idea it would eventually be a cockblock
Hawkeye:I'm evil rn bbl
Thor:I'm in Asgard atm
Agent Coulson:Hey Captain so I may have caressed you while you were chillin' in a chunk of ice also I designed a costume for you do you want to be friends can I take a picture with you can I touch your abs seriously just lift your shirt for a second so I can touch them
Loki:I don't always dress like a human to be inconspicuous but when I do I immediately attack a German official in the middle of a party
Capt. Amuricur:We interrupt this program to bring you AMERICA
Iron Man:Sup Captain
Everyone:GAAAAAAAAAY
LATER, IN A PLANE
Thor:BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhug
Loki:Thor technically brohug doesn't apply because we're not even related
Thor:You'll always be my brother, Loki-chan. Now allow me to look deep into your eyes and invade your intimate personal space with my beard
Everyone:GAAAAAAAAAAY
Iron Man:IRON GLOMP
Thor:You wanna go motherfucker let's break the forest
Smokey the Bear:But Thor only you can prevent forest fires
Capt. Amuricur:GUYS STAWP IT
Loki:Eatspopcorn.gif
BACK AT THE FLOATING CASTLE LEGION OF DOOM
Bruce Banner:Sup
Iron Man:Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my number so call me maybe
Everyone:Shit now what the fuck do we ship
AFTER MUCH BANTER
Capt. Amuricur:What the fuck you're making nukes you nuke-makers
Bruce Banner:I am slightly ticked off
Iron Man:I think you should hulk out
Capt. Amuricur:Shut up tony or I'll invade your personal space
Iron Man:Not if I invade yours first
Capt. Amuricur:I am gonna fight you so hard later
Iron Man:You smell like justice
Everyone:GAAAAAAAAAAAY
Hawkeye:Still evil here
EXPLOSIONS OCCUR
Bruce Banner:It's not easy being green
Loki:I am escaping from my cage now
Thor:BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhug oh shit
Iron Man:Fixing things with science
Capt. Amuricur:Assisting with ab-power
Hawkeye:Fucking shit up with Arrows
Agent Coulson:Hey I'm about to be badass I hope Loki doesn't take me from behind teehee oh shit
Loki:I take people no other way
Loki:Lates Onee-san
Nick Fury:No Agent you can't die I don't know how to fill out paperwork
Agent Coulson:Tell Captain America.... I wrote.... twilight fanfiction.... about us.... shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
